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Still, I couldn't help but get the impression that many of you were expecting ... a different kind of ending? Well, Tank, when one is known for coming up with the famous ‘Tank Ending’ named after… well, you know… What else would you expect us to think?  Should have hollered for Superman. I liked the second one better. But poor Lois... dead either way. And not a haircut in sight.
~~Even heroes have the right to dream.~~
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Yeah. The second one seemed more likely. Clark's whole "I make you a target so I'm going to leave you" always seemed a little weak just because...well, she's Lois. She's got the connection already, and even without that she's bound to get into trouble.
You know what? I've read all over about the famous "Tank" ending, but this is the first time I actually read one. lol. Very nice. They are aptly named.
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Clark: “If we can be born in an instant, and die in an instant, why can’t we fall in love in an instant?”
Caroline's "Stardust"
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Hmmm, it's a hard decision, but I'll go with #1  doublel
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hehehe! NOW we recognize you, Tank! I'm most certain this is not the right reaction to have after reading such... mmm... savage, painful deaths... but OMG! I'm laughing my head off here. Really. You're just totally priceless, Tank.  It's a good thing you exist cause I don't think any of us would have the imagination needed to invent you! hehehe!
Superman: Why is it that good villains never die?
Batman: Clark, what the hell are good villains?
=> Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
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That's it, Tank. I take back my marriage proposal.
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Thank you for showing us by contrast how truly beautiful your fic was.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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I agree with woody. Couldn't have put it better.
From your - well, you-know-who endings, I liked the first one better, although the second one seems more likely.
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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Tank, I've really enjoyed your special touch, especially when you and Wendy dueled. You have a great...odd...sense of humor. I really liked the original fic - nice, sweet, just right for when I was snowed in for the second time in a week. However, these Tank endings were just right for the new year! Start us off with the right endings, here! thanks, Tank. You really are a treasure.  Mouse
Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love - time is eternity --Henry van Dyke
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You are too funny. The first one was hilarious, the second just sad.  Jackie
Superman: I hear you've been looking for me.
Lois: All my life.
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You are too much, Tank!
Thanks for the laughs!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh Tank, you have lived up to your name as the writer of evil endings. I really liked your original version better - but knowing that this follow-up post was going to show off your nasty prowess, both versions were written in true "Tank Ending" form. Write on!  Anne
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The first ending was too funny and the second was priceless, you have to love the irony. I prefer the original ending but I really appreciate the alternates.
Procrastinators unite! Tomorrow.
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Bah. I liked the first ending. Just because you're Tank doesn't mean you just write the tank endings! That doesn't mean I didn't like these two -- the first was probably my favorite. But I definitely don't go into your stories fearing for the ending, unless it's the first part of a challenge!
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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"You take turns, advise and protect one another, even heal or be healed when the going gets too tough. I know! That's not a game--that's friendship!" ~Shelly Mezzanoble, Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress: A Girl's Guide to the Dungeons & Dragons Game Darcy\'s Place
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I appreciate the kind words and really appreciate that you've all taken these so-called 'Tank endings' in the spirit that they were intended.
Tank endings are merely a spoof, they are done with a wink and with tongue in cheek. Admittedly the humor is dark, but that is necessary in order to contrast the 'sweetness' that can be the romance that we normally write.
Tank endings were never meant to be, nor will they ever be, the true ending of any story. Their sheer 'over-the-top' nature blunts any real impact of the death and destruction they may encompass.
They're just fluff.
Thanks again.
Tank (who has consistantly said, they he only originated the 'Tank ending' and has left it to others to perfect them)
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Great endings! I too think #2 is the more likely.  Artemis
History is easy once you've lived it. - Duncan MacLeod
Writing history is easy once you've lived it. - Artemis
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