What a riot, Terry. It helps that after reading "Scream", I was expecting something horrific. (You do realize, that if you read the titles the way they are on the boards, it says, "In space, no one can hear you scream.")
You are so right. Lois would get ticked off--totally personally offended that her husband has gas. (I have a family member like that. She cooks only marginally better than Lois.)
Elisabeth