Well, what can I say? You really found a way to get Lois and Clark choose costumes for each other that was quite believable.
But the hospital scene... Sammy, if it wasn't your own work you copied, I'd have accused you of plagiarism. As a matter of fact, I was going to do so until I realized that you changed your nick (again). Well, at least I didn't make a fool out of myself. But couldn't you at least change the names? Or was this supposed to be a hint for the guessing game? Or maybe it's meant to be a double entendre (combined with the title), butchering your own story?