Well,
that's a quintessential Tank story if ever I saw one! Lois gets one haircut after another, she is killed several times, and Clark is killed a few times too, but the worst thing that can happen to her is that she gets to have kids and grandkids and is forced to babysit them!
I guess the only thing you didn't manage to squeeze into this ficlet was something nasty to do to Jimmy, eh?
Ann