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Well!! I think Tank will think twice before cutting your hair in future, Kae! A style consultant?? goofy

So many hilarious lines in here I couldn't possibly quote them all, but...

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she looked like a broomstick.

A brightly red broomstick.

A migraine-generating broomstick.
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evil , but I'm sure it's a wonderful revenge.

/me does wonder how Tank's is going to write in his new state without a head... Just make sure you'll keep on writing, Tank!

And you too, Kaethel! (like NWH2 wink )

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rotflol

What is it with rolling heads? wink Very sweet revenge, Kaethel. And very well written too, which makes it even better smile


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Wow!! eek

/me hides from Kaethel!! peep

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[Linked Image] Kae!!! How could you? That poor sweet man! [Linked Image]

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rotflol

Alright, I'm new here on the message board, but with that story I already learned my lesson. Better be nice to Kaethel. wink

I loved reading it!

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Just popping in to wish a warm welcome to Julia. smile And don't worry, I'm really not evil at all. Tank is the one who tried to make me look like the long lost daughter of Bozo the Clown after all. wink Now *that* was evil. evil

Welcome, Julia! I hope to see you post a lot on these boards! smile

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- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.

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What Wendy said: EEK! eek

Still, well-written and funny. A little paranoid, too, but I don't think this is a bad thing wink

See ya soon. Keep writing.
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Wow, now that's what I call revenge! goofy

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LOL!!!!

You're too funny, Kae!

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I'm confused here. Such vitrol I don't understand.

Now I know that Kaethel is one of the very few people who like Lois in the longer hair style. So, I thought I was doing her a favor in the story by letting Lois keep her hair after Wendy sidestepped the 'Lucy appointment'. Of course, in order to keep the implied reality of the story intact a substitute had to be found. Since it's obvious to anyone that Ellen Lane would just never work, I figured that Kaethel would gladly make a minor sacrifice in order for Lois to keep her long locks.

I guess I was wrong. Apparently she's not the type to do favors for others. wink

Tank (who hopes that this little exercise was cathartic for Kae, and she's able to return to her normal sweet self... she is normally sweet - isn't she?)

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Definitely sweet revenge!! clap

This is extremely well-written and just hilarious. ROTFL! rotflol

Thanks for sharing this great story. jump
I thoroughly enjoyed it.

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Well, well, well... I seem to have given the impression that I'm violent with this little bit of insanity (hopefully my next bit of insanity proved that I was just a sweet lunatic laugh ).

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/me hides from Kaethel!!
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I already learned my lesson. Better be nice to Kaethel.
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EEK!
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Memo to self ... stay on Kae's good side.
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Remind me never to meet you in a dark alley if you're in possession of an axe!
Sure thing! "Remember never to meet me in a dark alley when I'm in possession of an axe!" eek Which is a risk that frequently occurs. goofy

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So, is revenge sweet?
Oooooh yes. laugh

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/me does wonder how Tank's is going to write in his new state without a head... Just make sure you'll keep on writing, Tank!
Hey, didn't you notice that I made sure I didn't chop his hands off? He has no excuse not to write!

Of course, the biggest fan of Tank's Evilness disagrees with his fate:

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Kae!!! How could you? That poor sweet man!
El!!! Think of the brightly orange broomstick!

And from our newly headless member himself:

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Tank (who hopes that this little exercise was cathartic for Kae, and she's able to return to her normal sweet self... she is normally sweet - isn't she?)
LOL!! rotflol Somehow you seem to have a small doubt about my being sweet. wink

Thank you all for your kind words about this crazy story, Wendy, Saskia, Nqoire, José, El, Julia, Anna, Kathy, Annette, Tank and Tricia. smile

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- I'm your partner. I'm your friend.
- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.

~ Rick Castle and Kate Beckett ~ Knockout ~
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Kaethel
well done
I read these out of order
you guys are insane and I love it
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What Merry said. You guys are insane and so GOOD at it! laugh


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I'm coming back to this very late, sorry about that. Merry and Ursie, many, many thanks for your kind words! smile

Kaethel smile


- I'm your partner. I'm your friend.
- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.

~ Rick Castle and Kate Beckett ~ Knockout ~
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So can anybody resurrect the story and post it here?
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Is it this one?

http://www.lcfanfic.com/stories/2003/bozo.txt

I searched to the title in the archives and it turned up as chapter 1 of the story above.

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Hey Datasprite! Its been a long time! Nice to see you on the boards again!


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Thanks Morgana smile I actually visit the boards two to three times a day but I lurk most of the time.


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