Standard disclaimer: Warner Brothers and DC Comics own Lois & Clark.
Clark Kent’s New Year’s Resolutions
by Lynn S. M.
1) I will cut down on sweets - no more than 10 Twinkies per meal.
2) I will exercise more -- I will fly five laps around the world each morning before breakfast.
3) I will develop a list of pre-planned excuses so that I won’t resort to such cheesy ones as I have used in the past.
4) I will not destroy any more keyboards by speed-typing.
5) I will not be lunkheaded.
6) When I tell Lois to stay put and she agrees to do so, I won’t believe her.
7) I will try to make friends with people who aren't coworkers, sociopaths, or both.
8) I will try to be a better neighbor by not disturbing the peace with so many sonic booms.
9) I will take some continuing education courses to learn how to make my own ties.
10) I won’t make fun of Lois’ cooking -- no matter how much it deserves it!
