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Sorry for not posting sooner. Real life came into play. But please note that this story is now certain to be 21 chapters long, one more than originially planned.

Well, congratulations to Kal. He was a hero in the tournament's match and with his wife when her father tried to bad-mouth her. And Marthe may have a way to restore Kal's beautiful face and body to their unblemished state. But if it doesn't happen right away, I am willing to bet that Lois will still be his number one admirer. It is very nice to see Kal and Lois so happy.

If there are nine more chapters, trouble is brewing. Even though we would love to have nine chapters of loving, its not possible to stretch it out that much. SO, be gentle with us and let the coming Nor problem be slight.

Pat

Hi, Pat!

That's our boy! Samm needs to be smacked around a little though.

Yup, he'll be just fine. And Lois is his biggest fan. Quite the turn-around for her!

Maaaaaaybe!

Erm...I'll let you be the judge.

Hi Vicki,

Nice chapter!

I, for one, look forward to a final, and I do mean final, confrontation with Nor.

His hash needs to be settled once and for all.

When do they leave for Earth?

Hi Ken!

Thanks so much! Um...how does chapter 18 sound for you? But, I'm sorry to say, there is no Earth-hopping in this tale.

Interesting celebrations they have on Krypton. Here let's beat each other to a pulp and then all come together to eat and party.

Kal! Not in front of the tabloids!

Ooooh. Jai liked the kiss.

Oh, right, the fight... er... battle. /good job channeling Jimmy's voice here/

Why do I think Ching's talking about the kiss and not the fight here?

Kal! You don't brag about your staying power with your wife right there! Oh, you meant the battle again, didn't you? Never mind.

They could have let Lois on the field with drei.

Okay, I was wrong. Jor-El isn't Perry. He's a pre-clone-wedding Ellen.

Tell me, Kal, how do you plan on getting sympathy love from Lois with all this modesty?

Well, pick one! You aren't going to get both at the same time.

See, Ellen.

Really? She expected them to come, when he never let her even read about drei fighting before?

See, that was Kal's problem. He should have invited Samm to visit at the palace in those first 3 months, so Lois could work out her issues with her father, instead of with Kal.

Um... Kal, the Lynes don't venture out after dark. You know, especailly when there's a full moon... (that's the closest to a werewolf, I could find.)

Thank you, Lois, for asking. I was wondering that myself.

Part 2 - FDK

Yep, have to agree with Lois again. Not very civilized.

Sounds like the little white pill is starting to work.

Um... Kal, why are you thinking about Nor in your shower?

Me starting to think DC lied about Nurse Lois.

What is she doing out in the living room, when her injured husband needs her in the bedroom to cuddle with him?

He's not the only one. Bloom off the rose already there, Lois. It's all that thinking of Nor while in the shower. Correct answer would have been to invite *Lois* into the shower with you. But, hey, you're still new at this marriage thing, so I'll let you off this time with a warning.

Uh-oh.

She's been kidnapped by Nor!

Or not.

"Yeah! Well, so am I. Since you had no 'energy' to spend with your wife, I went and hung out with Jai. He has *lots* of energy."

"Lois said you weren't treating her right. So, I came to draw you a diagram, honey."

Well, that's true. Jai could draw the diagram.

Oooh, I know this one. Lois, step 1) Shower with victor. 2) rubs his wounds with salve. 3) cuddle with him. 4) be there when he wakes up... but you're new at this marriage thing. Last warning, people!

Awwwwwwwwwww.

Shame? Shame in admitting to people that you love your wife?


My mistake. *Jon* drew the diagram. I'm betting he forgot to draw the arrow which told Kal, "this way up". That's where the trouble started.
Jor-El(len) is showing his son how much he loves him and is proud of him, by inviting all his friends over and by making him the center of attention, when all Kal wants is a nice quiet evening at home with the Mrs. Feeling the love there, Dad.

Awwwwwwww.

"Oh, Dad, the first three months were the best. I got to beat up the Prince every day. After that, I got kind of bored, so I decided to see if I was nice to him if he'd still be interested in me as a wife, and guess what? He did." "Unfortunately, it took another 3 months of staring at stars and inviting him into my bed for him to remember that we were married and it was okay to... you know. But I figured out the problem. Tonight while Kal was in the shower, he called out to Nor. But other than that, I've been happy, because I haven't been around you-all. How's your belittling going, Dad? Your drinking, Mom?"


Can you stick you foot into your mouth a little more there, Samm?

Yes, Samm, let's anger the PRINCE that you married your daughter off to. Hmmm. Why it's not always better to marry above one's station.

Okay, FINALLY, they are going back to their chambers so Lois can nurse Kal, as promised.

Okay, DC, I'm going to say it. You're a tease.

Can Kal and Lois have a little time without the family, or interrupting servants, or battles, or work, or war, or exploding planets... just some romance. Please!

Now, I'm just going to have to come back and read what comes next. Sigh.

See ya, Thursday!

(EDIT: Sorry, for once again being snarky. I've got to stop doing comments at 1am. I promise to be a better FDKer on Thursday.)

Great! It is Sunday and I have a new chapter to read.


No!

I have an idea: please, let Nor eat a big glowing stone (green of course) for dinner.

Still enjoying the story and waiting for the next part.

/waits for Nor to reach up, grab Kal’s hand, hold him steady while he pulls out a knife, and then pull Kal down and thrust the knife cleanly in below the sternum.

/imagines Nor’s to-kill list growing longer/ Does this mean Lois is in danger now?

Will they have to amputate after the wound festers?

Ooooh! Teleportation!

When in lack of heatvision…

What a baby.

So, each concubine visit is a project and the lives of the concubines will thus be improved?

Poor Kal. Hope the pill’s working already.

/imagines Danaeris after she meets back up with Khal near the end of GoT.

Yep. Sounds just like Khal Drogo.



Thus, a new practice of love making was discovered.

So, Kal started to push Lois against the corridor wall and his hands tried make way?

Amazing. /imagines Ching saying the same thing a couple of days earlier/

Virgina has the rights of it.

Stop whining. Or I’ll have Nor make it up to you like Lois has once she’s stopped hitting you.
Kal: What pain? I’m totally fine. Never felt better in my life. Uh-huh.

/imagines Jor-El using Samm’s speech/ “You won. But you got hit. Next time, try not to embarrass our house by bleeding all over your opponents drei.”

A feast!

Translations: “I’d really rather just get some victory sex from my wife.”

He does realize that pain is your body telling your to back the bad-place-below-Krypton off, right? So you don’t end up with an even worth secondary injury.

Men. Umm… Well, hero-men.

So, first there’s Lois-time, and this is immediately followed by nap-time. Yep, he’s a guy, all right.

So, only 10,000 noble lords and their eldest sons. 30,000 concubines for entertainment. 2,000 boars roasted over the open fire and stuffed with chestnuts. 150 oxen stuffed with unborn puppy. And enough mead and strongwine to flood the entirety of Krypton’s Landing?

Probably not a good tipper. And the concubines always need medical treatment after his visits. And a rabies shot.

Well…using a gun instead of the drei to kill your opponent. That’s a big no-no. Also, it’s discouraged to kidnap your opponents favorite concubine to extort his forfeit.

So, using the drei to bash in the other’s skull just enough so he loses half his IQ points and needs diapers for the rest of his life would still be okay?

Yeah, since he’s no longer the handsome prince but a grisly, beaten veteran.

I’ve got an idea! They can finally christen the castle! Well, as many rooms as Kal is up to.

/waits for Nor to challenge him to a duel/

Will he see Lois behind him?

Where is Lois?

So, what about a big manly scar?

/shakes head sadly/

Bad Lois. She really needs to talk to Catira.

Or Fasa.

Michael

This is a great 'bridge' chapter, sorta the calm before the storm of Nor and company.

Love the furball! Fasa reminds me so much of my own little kitty, especially when it comes to sleeping on your feet!

Nor is not a nice guy, refusing to accept Kal's hand in assistance and all that. He's a little too obvious in his dislike of Kal, but hey what do you expect of a spoiled brat?

Good to see the Lyne family show up after the dust is settled. Kudos to Kal for standing up to his Father-in-law, as I mentioned earlier, the man is an absolute cad. Elle behaved herself and Luci was sweet and fun. Very refreshing to know she and Lois are on good terms and share a determined spirit.

Ruce arrives at last! So, if he is such a good friend, where was he at the wedding?

Oh, I like the way you mentioned how much Kal is beginning to lean on his wife rather than his brothers, that's the way its supposed to be!

Lux slitered onto the scene...Boo! Hiss! Now things are really moving forward.

All in all a really cool chapter and as always I await new installments.

Things are going too good. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. Nor isn't going to go quietly.

My thoughts exactly! lol

oh boy!


Every time I get to the 'To Be Continued...' line, I want to punch the computer! Wonderful part, of course. I like that Lois' family sees she's happy. That's what you get for trading your daughter like cattle, Samm! lol

? Is Lois going to be pregnant and lord nor going to kidnap her. In some way. And is there going to be an nfic to this. My wondering mind wants to know lol

Ooooh! I agree!

Concubines for everyone!

Nope.



<flips to Kryptonian TMZ>

*sigh*

Kinda like a boxing match?

Because it will be inmportant later?

I might have misjudged how much I put into this chapter.

She's a woman on a mission.



You and Anti-K said the same thing!



<watches as truly annoyed Kal turns said brother into a eunch>

In color too!



"And I learned some *really* neat tricks from this chick named Cat."

Sorry, I totally didn't mean to be.

No worries! They make me laugh!

Thanks so much! Yes, Nor, come take your pois...vitamins!

Around...

Nope. Only because I like my Kal unscarred.



"Pssst! Ching! I just prevented us from getting a niece or nephew! You and Zara still have time to catch up!"

Basically?

"And when we didn't see her or get a postcard or anything for six months...well, we just assumed she was in a shallow grave somewhere."

Depends on where that one punch lands.

The harlot!



Especially since Luci's eyes looked about ready to pop out of her skull.

Thank you!

Aww! Cats are so great at that, aren't they?

He pulls the wings off flies in his spare time too.

Thanks. I couldn't not address it. And I thought it would be good if Luci was just like Lois. Which helps her and Kal to bond too.

Because the author didn't think to put Ruce in until the duel, last chapter?

Thanks! Yep, Kal has come a looooong way.

And that can never be a good thing, can it?

Thanks so much, Morgana!