Um...this is sort of like fanfic
...just ficus-based instead of L&C. Bonus points go to anyone who actually takes the time to guess what tune this goes to.
A Christmas carol I promised Rivka,
So a Christmas carol I must write.
It is a tribute to the ficus,
Its attributes I highlight.
Ficus, we have seen thee sway! Ficus we have seen thee sway
Sweeping branches o’r the plains!
In I.R.C. it does lay
Needing water for its veins!
Hunger…pains
Someone feed the ficus!
Hunger…pains
Someone feed the ficus!
It stands guard to hide its FOLCs
When they have stopped writing fics!
People do tend to get choked
Disembowled, beat, and sic-ed!
Hunger…pains
Someone feed the ficus!
Hunger…pains
Someone feed the ficus!
We must take care of our plant
Lest it die and leave us sad!
Tidings, joy to you we grant,
Christmas cheers to leave you glad!
Hunger…pains
Someone feed the ficus!
Hunger…pains
Someone feed the ficus!
