A/N: Don't ask. Just don't ask.
The deadline's tight at the Planet tonight,
Not a headline to be seen.
My partner’s in isolation
And he’s looking kind of green.
Lex Luthor’s howling about traitors from inside!
Couldn’t get the scoop, Perry knows I’ve tried.
Don’t let him win, don’t let him see
Jimmy gave you a copy of the key!
Conceal the steel--what's that? Oh no!
Hey, watch it, Shmo!
Let me go! Let me go!
Can’t sneak around anymore!
Let me go! Let me go!
Turn away from that big door!
I don’t care what your boss will say!
Let Luthor rage on,
Clark’s gonna rescue me anyway!
It’s scary how that shrink ray
Makes everything turn small,
And I fear those lead walls mean he
Can’t get to me at all!
It’s time to see what I can do,
To pick these locks and then break through!
Two rights, a left, no guards I see!
I'm fr---!
Let me go! Let me go!
I am warning you, chump, just try!
Let me go! Let me go!
You’ll never see me die!
You’ve made your point,
Now here I’ll stay.
Let Luthor rage on…
That gizmo powers up and starts to shake the ground...
There must be something useful, come on Lane, just look around!
I'll just wedge this thing here and try to dodge the blast…
Oh crap, they’re coming back!
I’d better get out fast!
Let me go! Let me go!
I didn’t know this was on!
Let me go! Let me go!
It’s high time I was gone!
Looks like I just ruined their day…
Let Luthor rage on,
Clark’s gonna rescue me anyway!
