This is so much fun... best laugh was this bit:
“There you are!” his wife called as soon as she caught sight of him. “Who was that other fellow?”
“Superman, I guess,” Clark said. “Remember, this is Metropolis, land of the weird and home of the crazed.”
He sounds so blase about it all

Of course he has got more important things on his mind...
And "Wanda Detroit" there just might get a clue at some point... which "Charlie" shouldn't mind, as he'd been trying to hint her in that direction anyway.
I haven't seen the SR movie, btw, but I've heard enough about it to follow what you've got here.
PJ