Elle, welcome back!!!!
And I loved this. Giggled most of the way through it! Starting here:
Lois' expression darkened a moment later, and Clark began to wonder if the person on the other end of the line realized the longer they tried to reason with a Lois Lane hell bent on being right, the closer they stepped to needing a new job. "Excuse me? Haven't you ever heard of the customer always being right? I want to speak with your manager!"
And you've got their banter down perfectly:
"Not yet, but give it five years, and I'll probably be popping an aspirin every time a breaking story comes in and consulting my therapist about my stress level once a week. And I'll stick my nose in where it doesn't belong and - "
"Lois, you do that already."
"I do?" Lois' eyes widened. "Do I pry too much into your life, Clark? I do, don't I?"
Clark fought back a grin. "Lois, you're a reporter. You have three Kerth awards because you're nosey."
Poor Lois! Will Lois and Clark ever manage to have a
normal wedding?

Loved the last few paras, by the way.
Can't wait for more!
Wendy
