LOL These two are too funny -- I enjoyed the art squabble, but I think my favorite bit was this:
The mugger swallowed and, for lack of a better plan, waved his gun at them. “You kids s-stay back! Hear?”
Martha gasped. “Oh no, Lara! He is going to shoot us! What EVER shall we DO?”
Lara brought a hand to her cheek. “Oh, if ONLY we were---I dunno---bullet-proof super-powered semi-Kryptonians or something!”
“Oh wait a minute, we ARE!”
PJ