Another very very funny story! I particularly liked the "no, it's just Daddy" line
(And the only rules I'd make about posting out of chronological order is that you have to make it fairly clear, early on, where/when we are -- and that you don't have any glaring inconsistencies. So you're doing great in my book!
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You *are* going to archive this, right? Otherwise you'll mess up all those people virtuously adding it to their Kerths list under "Best Comedy." You wouldn't want to do that, would you?
PJ
