This is too much fun
Here's
Hearts Divided :
Lt. Lane: I'm in the army and I'm going undercover at the Metro Club!
Kal-El (seeing Lois sing): Hubba, hubba!
Ching: Hey! You're supposed to be engaged to Zara.
Shifty-eyed flunky: Hmm, let's suck up to Kal by taking her with us.
Lois: Take us back to Earth *now*, you sexist creep.
Kal: Well, I would, but I have to rescue Zara from the evil Lord Nor so I can pull one over on the council and she'll marry Ching and rule New Krypton with him and I can come back to Earth to be with you. Oh, and did I mention I have Superman's powers?
Lois: Cool. <smooch>
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PJ
