thanks for the great FDK, everyone.

it's just a silly bit of fluff, but i'm glad you enjoyed.
and, wow, the number of people who chose the adjective "hilarious".. that's impressve. when i was editing the file after i posted, to get it ready for the archive, i was wondering if i should even call it a comedy. i guess that answers that question.
responding to a few quick things...
rivka said:
Very cute, Paul. One of the highest pun-per-word-count fics I've seen.
hmm, really? i knew there were a fair number of puns, but it didn't seem that dense. you say you haven't seen more? sounds like a challenge to me...
kathy said:
Thanks for sharing this with us! I've got a big smile on my face now.
thanks.

and, after reading what you folcs had to say, so do i.
hazel said:
I'm with Isis. Never mind the children's books, though: can he come to my house and get my kids to eat for a change?
ouch. we're having that problem with my niece. she had trouble with reflux in her first year, and, although we got her on baby zantak, she just never learned to eat well. now she's getting a bit spoiled, too, because she's learned how important it is to us that she eat. it's never easy when they refuse to be properly schtupped. sorry i don't have anything more to offer.
anyway, thanks again, everyone. i had fun writing this, and it's really cool to see that you had fun reading. even better to see count spatula finally get some appreciation.
Paul