ROTFL!!! Wendy and Tank, please don't stop yet!
The other's are all excellent as well.
Well, I was traveling by train yesterday and I even had pen and paper with me. Suddenly, this idea hit me so here's another silly attempt from me.
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Dear Diary,
Today, something unexpected happened. Clark asked me to marry him, to become is wife, to share the rest of my life with him. There’s nothing more I’ve ever wanted.
So I told him ‘no’.
Why?
Very simple.
Today, I also discovered Clark Kent is really Superman, the Man of Steel, the Flying Man in Cape. And he didn’t even tell me! I mean, come on! Before you ask such an important life-altering question, he could have at least told me that much. How on Earth does he think I can marry someone who lied to me... again?
Lois
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Saskia
