ROFLMAO!!!!
I don't know how you do it, Mary, but whatever it is that comes out of your head just makes me howl with laughter. <g>
Sue Marie had none of those things; she just worked at a plain old nine-to-five job and her last date was five years ago.

Boy, what an image.
So who's doing the next segment?
Pelican (eagerly to see much more of this!)