LOL, SC. Slight misunderstanding on the deer - that was deer watching Neighbours on TV - the Australian soap? Rather than watching neighbours as in the folks next door.
But other than that, you nailed it pretty good.
LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly. Aramis: Yes, sorry. Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.