This is very funny!
I *did* opt for med-free, and my first, I wasn't in a corn field, but I did crouch by my bed (in m y bedroom) and give birth that way (in a deep squat). It was easier to do that then when I gave birth in the hospital, ON the bed.
(I had an emergency at home birth the first time, because I woke up in hard labor).
So Lois might mock me, but that's my story and i'm glad I did it! (all births are natural, if you ask me!)