Zombies Ate My Homework

(Yes, a reader's digest version of a super short. I don't have much else to work with, you know...)

Hi. My father is an alien who spends his spare time flying around in tights. My mother is a professional troublemaker. My life is weird. I mean really weird. So weird that the only thing that seems strange to me is normalcy. Like, this one time, I was sitting in my room, doing my homework, and...

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Zombie: Grr. Argh.

Great. Now I have to hope that my teacher will accept a note that says, "Please excuse Laurel Kent. A zombie ate her book report. Sincerely, Superman."

Oh well. At least it's not boring.

When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.