Okay, I admit it. The original ending of the first draft was a tad bit different.

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Both Clark and Jimmy gasped. Perry shook his head sadly. "Lost my best reporter, and I don't even know why."

"What do you mean, Chief? How is she?" Clark asked in a meek voice.

The Chief cocked his brow. "How is she? How do you think she is? She's dead."

"Ooops."

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But at the last minute I thought that having Lois perish from Clark's 'prank' just a bit too predictible and clique, so I changed it at the last minute. Unfortunately I forgot to amend Perry's comment about losing his best reporter.

Oh well, even the best intentions...

Tank (who wonders what a sequel is)