Okay, so I was reading the
"Deleted Scenes" from a recent fic, and it got the wheels in mah head turnin'.
We know that there's just something about Lois Lane...Men, especially powerful men, have a habit of being attracted to her. However, she can also be a bit...much...for some guys to tolerate.
So...I can't believe I'm saying this, but...
Just how would your average Superhero fare on a date with Lois Lane?
A date---Not a relationship, Just ONE Teensy little date, with hardly so much as a goodnight kiss at the end.
How would Batman or Green Arrow handle Lois Lane at her best, her worst, her most furious? Would Nightwing listen to her babble and secretly love it? Or would he and Aquaman decide that the dame is just nuts?
And just how far away will Clark's spleen land, after he explodes? I'll guess 5.3 miles...
