Not diseased, but still bored. :rolleyes:
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There was a poor desk plant in pain
Who hoped for a drink, but in vain
"I need water!" it cried
But then curled up and died
When she gave it coffee again.
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There was a man-eater called Cat,
Who invited guys back to her flat
Young, bald, fat or tall
She had sampled them all
On the desk or the bed or the mat.
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