Because I'm feeling evil. Not necessarily writing-evil, just evil...
2) Lois and Clark must get married... *really* married, no fake marriages for the convenience of Lexor Honeymoon suites.
Are they allowed to get a divorce in March when Lois finds out that Lex is also in the market for a new wife?

Michael
Edit: I just realized, the evil thoughts could stem from withdrawal of my favorite soap opera.
