I've got one in the works, Queenie, but I have to admit, in typical Bizarro fashion, I've broken all the rules, well, most of them.
VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.