I broke down and decided to google this one. For some reason, that didn't help, even when I searched for an exact phrase from a single line.
(/me adds this to his list of reasons he doesn't like google and refuses to use it unless absolutely necessary.)
So, I stepped out and used HotBot, which immediately gave me exactly what I needed, and, I might say, on a mighty short list, too. Go HotBot!
The answer, FoLCs, is Chris Mulder's classic
Meet Me In Kansas City (another fic on my far-too-long list of highly reccomended fics I have ye to read).
So, we now need a new quote, huh?
Hmm... This might be a little too easy, but I'll give it a shot.
One, my husband is not Superman. While it's
true that we both have a very close
relationship with him, and have been
fortunate enough to have been granted more
interviews than most with him, the fact
remains that I married a farmer's son from
the remote farming community of Smallville,
Kansas, and not a nobleman from the extinct
planet of Krypton. My husband may be a
super man, but he is not Superman.
Two, I am not addicted to chocolate.
Frankly, I resent the implication that I'm
an emotional cripple who has to resort to
Double Fudge Crunch bars every time she
faces a challenge in her life. For the
record, I've never eaten more than five
bars in a single 24 hour period, except
once, and that was only because I'd made a
mistake on my daily score card. How could I
help it if '5 bars since 9am' looked like
'0 bars this week'?
Three - okay, I know I said I only had two
points to raise, but I changed my mind, and
this one's starting to bug me now that I've
read a few more of these threads, and I
think it's best cleared up right away
before people get completely the wrong
impression of me - I have a professional
reputation to protect, you know! And I do
so hate stereotypes, don't you? They put
people into these little pigeon-holes that
they can't escape from, and then they feel
like they have to behave exactly like the
stereotype says they have to behave.
Anyway, this is what I want to get clear: I
do not babble. I speak quickly,
because I have a lot to say.
Paul
