Looking at you sets my eyes on fire. *heat vision glow*

Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel? (Or Superman? Or the Metropolis Marvel?)

Pick-up lines? I don't need no steenkin pick-up lines. *flex*

You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak.

Wanna go join the mile high club? This cape is big enough for two...

Excuse me for a second. *woosh, woosh* Yep, I scanned the whole city and there's no one else like you.

I'm from another planet, but baby, you are out of this world.

I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.

Like my S?

I may be solar powered, but I can go all night with someone as hot as you.

Wanna go break the sound barrier?

You know, it takes a real man to wear bright red briefs on the outside...

Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.

Bullets bounce off my chest, but I am not invulnerable to you.

I can bend steel with my bare hands... Imagine what I could do with my whole body.

*floats up* I can't keep my feet on the ground when I'm with you.

*floats up* I don't think I'm worthy to walk on the same ground as you.

It's a good thing I've got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.

As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me.

You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes...

My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close... (Or as long as it's in direct contact with my skin...)

I've flown across the whole world looking for the most beautiful and exotic flower there is, but now I see I should never have left town.

Wanna come up to my place? I can show you the key to the city.

My parents sent me across billions of miles of empty space to this planet... and now I can see why.

I walked into the core of a nuclear reactor, but not even that compares to what I feel standing next to you.

I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.

Baby, I'm more powerful than a locomotive.

I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.

Before I saw you, I didn't think anything on Earth could make me feel intoxicated...

*bends steel rod* This is why they call me Super. Wanna find out about the rest of my name?

Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?

You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable. Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers?

I could crush a lump of coal into a diamond, but there's nothing I could do to match your eyes.

30 seconds from now, I could be anywhere on the planet, but if you don't mind, I'll stay right next to you...

Wanna go see the wonders of the world?

*squeezes a lump of coal* Baby, I think I've got a crush on you.

You know, I've seen a man who could become invisible, a man who could turn sound into a solid wall, and a man who could bring the dead back to life, but I've never seen anything like you. (Or a woman like you. Or I'd never have believed it if I hadn't seen you with my own two eyes.)

Ever wonder what's under my cape?

I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.

Wow. They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!

You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?

Paul

P.S. Bonus round: You know, you have super powers, too. Only you can prevent forest fires.


When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.