Though I do worry that the title of my current WiP: The Long, Slow, Pointless Death of Lois Lane may be a bit of a give away...?
LOL!!
to be followed by the sequel?: The Quick, Agonizing, Pointless Death of Clark Kent

Now that would be very nice and so would balance the very mean .
Symmetry! Not so fearful.
But seriously, folks, if you're still reading this and haven't yet read DJ's very touching vignette, then where are your priorities? Eh?
c.