Well, you've certainly thrown a bunch more stuff out there haven't you.
First, the suggestion won't work with Lois because even if Boyle looks a little like Clark, he is not Clark and Lois knows it therefore she is not in any way shape or form attracted to him, and so the suggestion won't work.
But it will be fun to see Boyle make a fool of himself by thinking that she will.
Tank (who says.... Major Nelson? Major Anthony Nelson?)