The more Christmas stories, the merrier!!!

Especially Alt-Christmas Stories!!!!
Even the paparazzi will stay away. They always do. They have done ever since they realised two things. One, I'm actually a very dull person. I don't talk to them. I don't court them. Most of all, I don't do anything that they could spin into a story. Two, their photos never come out anyway. I see to that.
I'm off to read part 2!!!