Molly, I just read this on the archive and I loved it. It was so funny! My favorite lines:
she kept five photos of the boy on her mantle and three in her wallet and seventeen on her refrigerator.
Though the boy did, in fact, disembark
Suppose it was dead rats, then? This intrigued him. He had thought his grandmother to be a bit lame, but this could prove she was okay after all.
"Finders keepers, losers weepers, sucker!" "*Grandma*!"
And best of all...
Clark Kent had trouble believing what he was hearing as he tuned
his superhearing into the police report:
A madwoman on a rampage? With a cartful of stolen Barbies?
Spraying people with rats?
Rats, rats . . . why did that sound so familiar?
Oh, crud.
I am so glad that you decided to post this on the archive so that newbies like me could read your story. Thank you!
