"Do what you want with me, but please spare the girl."
"God Herb, who writes your dialogue? You sound like the prisoner of Zenda."
"You take turns, advise and protect one another, even heal or be healed when the going gets too tough. I know! That's not a game--that's friendship!" ~Shelly Mezzanoble,
Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress: A Girl's Guide to the Dungeons & Dragons Game Darcy\'s Place