I've come to the conclusion that all tourist are required to leave their brains at home. I've come to this conclusion because:

1. They can't all be that bad of drivers at home.
We have a highway that runs the length of Ocean City, MD and people will cut across 2 a lanes to get to the turning lane cause they found the place they were looking for and don't want to miss it. We've got one road take your time working your way over, make a u-turn and go back the place isn't going any where it will be there when you get turned around.

2. I've never seen a bigger production made out of buying groceries than tourist. You would think 2 couples who have rented a condo for a week could buy a bag of chips without taking up the whole isle. It's like they think they are the only ones in the store.

3. They show up with no reservations and can't believe that on a Saturday night in July all the rooms are sold out. To make it worse they look at you and say I know you hold rooms. "What would you do if the President of the United States walked in here now." They can't believe it when I tell them to I would tell the President to return to the White House cause that is the closes room I know available. When I say that I'm being serious. I've seen it where nothing is available within at least 100 miles on a Saturday in the Summer. (in resort areas in season hotels that have rooms will call and let others know so you can send business their way - its a big grapevine). Of course this is like 1 am and they've been riding all over town looking for a room and are mad cause they can't find one. Dude next time make a reservation.

Also I wish people who have children that are not well behaved would stop taking them out to eat. It really makes me mad when people have children that act like animals in restaurants. I was one of 5 children and we went to fancy restaurants all the time even when we were in high chairs. You would see the staff cringe when we came in but at the end they would come over and complement my parents on how well behaved we were. That was because that was the way behaved and ate at the dinner table at home. If not you got 2 warnings and the third time you got sent away with no dinner.

I guess my peeve is so many people act like they are the only ones that matter and are a pain in the butt to the rest of us. We are paying the same hard earned money as the rest of you and we shouldn't have to put up with your c..p or your out of control children.