I know various songs set to this tune (in addition to the original), and I think this one is the funniest.
*wanders off giggling*
Oh, and Lex goes >splat< so well, why take that away from him?
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
