I had to look at the directory before I made the connection. Dave, I believe, is David from the archive, voted best new author in last year's Kerths. Am I right?

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.