Quick update: I wandered into a specialist comic book shop during my wanderings this afternoon, and the man told me that they've had 1 and 2, both of which are currently out of stock, but not 3 yet. Which now means that you have absolutely no choice in the matter. You have to tell us!
Please?
(how can you resist that face?
)
Alternatively, in the immortal words of Lilah Morgan, "If you don't tell me right now, I'm gonna have your skin peeled off and stapled back on - inside out." In a nice way.