Well, I re-read it, and yep, I love it
This part cracked me up:
Single white Kryptonian male, 29 seeks native counterpart for companionship or more. If you're an intelligent, ambitious professional female, I'll sweep you off your feet and take you for long moonlit flights above the clouds. Agoraphobics need not apply. Non-smoker preferred
Was that new? It's a perfect lead-in <g>
PJ