This section was great. You've not only been telling a kicka** story, you're also reminding me how dated this show is with Lois wishing she had a cell phone...
It’d be nice if his reporters, while hanging over the jaws of death in pursuit of the story could at least call for help.
And then this one was freaking funny cause you know it's true...
She sighed. She’d promised Perry that he wouldn’t have to bail her out again for at least a month.
And then I got a little sad here thinking how your Alt Clark has lived...
many of his siblings had taken the hard route out, and he’d been forced to hold their heads for them as they vented their sorrow.
...but this made me wonder, isn't it kind of like how he's automatically taking care of Lois too, I mean yeah, it's Lois and Clark, but mmmm he ALWAYS takes care of her...
GREAT segment

...keep 'em coming!!!
TEEEEEJ