You forgot the none of the above. What's happened to Tank? Nothing.

Tank, er, I mean I, have always been a waff master. Has anyone read any of his, er, my fics. They always have a waffy, happy ending.

If you feel the need to blame anything... blame the Corrs. I've become a big fan of theirs a while back and maybe their excellant, romantic, feel good tunes have had this mellowing effect on him, er, me.

Tank (who would like to point out a recent fic that people have conveniently forgotten to mention... Taking One For The Team?)