Darth Michael: I'm back. Maybe I can be to date on my FDK before posting the next part tomorrow night.
I wonder if that might have any possible connection to the previous part
Pure coincidence.
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These aren't the Black brothers you're looking for.
SUPERMAN: Oh, sorry.
Hmmmm. I just realized that either made Clark weak minded or in alliance with the Empire.
LEX:
I knew it!
So, to summarize, the Boss is not a very nice person?
LEX: Hey! I mean, yes, he doesn't sound very nice at all.
I did expect a cock fighting ring, though. Or some slave labor, instead.
Nah. I made them good refugees doing something illegal to help other refugees. The Boss doesn't discriminate.
LEX: See, he sounds like a very nice person.
LOIS: Except against women. He discriminates against women.
LEX: Don't listen to her. That's just my fiancee. /slaps her bottom/
LOIS: See!
By buying them out from the sweatshops and brothels the Boss has set them up in?
The Superman Foundation doesn't conduct business with criminals.
MURRAY: So, we hired them at the t-shirt factory where we produce Superman logo wear. The others we'll hold on to until the Kryptonian invasion and then we'll sell them cheap as Concubines.
SUPERMAN: What?!
MURRAY: Uh... nothing.
They could have tried the younger brother as an adult?
The point being is that Pete isn't smart enough to have figured that out. Anyway, I figured if he ended up in Juvie with Jack in canon, then the Boss has friends in the DA's office.
MAYSON: Don't look at me!
DA Clemmons:
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What?! He donated to my campaign.
Now, look at that…He’s ready to move into the big leagues.
John Black is already in the big leagues. It's Pete who's trying to move on up.
It also would mean the man trying to extort money from the Kwons was Lex Luthor.
Noooo!
What? Nooooo!
What?
Oh, dear. Did I not make the link? Or are you being silly?
Is that Latin for "For the Money"?
Maybe Nigel is The Boss and Lex works for him?
Hey! I think Jack had that thought somewhere.
NIGEL: I like to let him think he's the Boss.
LEX: /hands Nigel a gun/ Go take care of that for me, will you?
Hmm…funny how it fits Lois, too.
Oh?
LOIS: Oh? What do you mean by that?
EW:
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Nothing?
White collar criminal who buffed up in the joint?
No collar criminal trying to kiss butt.
So, he just thought she was a little heavy around the middle? Also, is it wise to insult the nice mister police inspector?
CRUSHER: She was behind a counter. And aren't they all officers of the Law?
Oh, her. She’s the niece of that nice man servant of Lex’s, isn’t she?
Wife of one of his computer programers.
Apparently, the creep doesn’t knows English, though.
Perhaps he didn't finish high school.
JACK: Hey! I resemble that remark! And I speak better than that.
My mistake. Middle school?
So, word got around that Bill’s treating those Wallstreet Punks the same as the other criminals after they trixed him out of his pension fund?
HENDERSON: No comment.
Well…some of them behave worse than animals when in female company.
True.
So, he’s one of the last honest made men out there? No, wait, he’s not from Sicily.
Um... no.
No. Other man.
Yeah, prisons are said to not be the kindest place to men who do such things to pregnant women or children.
CRUSHER: She's fine. Geeze!
Wow, Crusher really was low on the totem pole when he got hired by the help’s help’s help’s help’s hired roughman.
That's Pete. John is the help's help's help's hired roughman.
The courts had been suffering a backlog since Superman came to town.
So, maybe Superman is a bad guy after all! And could it be that John Black was actually in to get rid of Crusher here?
From a certain POV.
MAYSON: This job used to be easy before Big Blue showed up. Now, I can't even get a day off.
So, the Kryptonian finally snapped and got paranoid delusions.
SUPERMAN: I’ll also marry Lois Lane one day!
…paranoid delusions of grandeur apparently.
BATMAN:
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Commisioner, I’ve got some pretty stones here that can help with your vigilante problem.
COMMISHIONER: Um... Batman, *you're* my vigilante's problem.
Bill doesn’t know?
CAT: *Nightfall sized*? I *knew* they grew that big on Krypton!
That Lois is undercover? That CK=SM? Or that CK might be a little biased against a certain billionaire? And, no, Cat, that's not what I meant by "jones".
And here I was just purposefully misreading things
Nah. When I re-read what I wrote, I could hear Iolanthe making that comment, so I decided to give it to Henderson instead.
Wouldn’t it be awkward if he shot her in the leg and nicked her femoral artery?
CRUSHER: What's that?
EW:
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CRUSHER: Really? I didn't know that.
HENDERSON:
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LEX: What can I say? The good thugs are moving to a city without any boy scouts.
Because he wouldn’t have involuntary sexual intercourse with them?
CRUSHER: See! I'm not that bad.
Maybe that blonde skank who works for Lex’s competition?
Maaaayyyybbeee.
LOIS: No! She's biased. Keep her away from my partner!
BILL:
RAJ: I no not know, sahib?
RAJ: No comment.
BETSY: He was a bad man. *snickers* Now he’s not. *snickers*
Not a man?
Who knew what she might find hidden in the manor house?
ER: /Running Man poster/
LOIS: Ewww. He likes Arnold's movies? The Wedding is OFF!
Well, at least he *is* giving her choices instead of chaining her to the treadmill and having her run for 2 hours each day?
LEX: I didn't say that. Anyway, that's a discussion for after we're married.
/at Lex's honeymoon description/
LOIS: You and me both, buster.
Perfect for going to shop the hottest jewelers in town?
Mindcontrolled robot women?
Like Baby Gunderson?
And Lois during the Lex Jr. arc?
Yeah. Them.
Like a bullet? Or a cage bar filling? Like they do with Cannoli? Maybe Lex has misspelled Cannoli as Kannoli and set up a wedding feast surprise for Lois?
That's not the kind of cannoli I want at my wedding.
LEX:
LOIS: I want Kryptonian Kannoli.
LEX:
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You arrange them standing so they fence in a square, then you put a Kryptonian inside the square and fill the hollow pipes with Kryptonite gas. Voila! Instant zoo attraction!
CLARK: I've decided that I'm against the new Metropolis zoo.
So, she’s not willing to consider that maybe he’s just plain condescending?
LOIS: He's that too.
/points to SQD’s last (?) story on Lois married to Lex/
LOIS:
Oc...Octo... OCTOPUS!!!!!!
He’s got a new pet name for her! Also, I think he’s a tad ticked off. Maybe a case of needing some personal assistance after smelling her anxiety?
Perhaps he's a bit hard up?
Superman joining the nuptials?
LEX:
No comment.
Was he planning on holding her hostage and gassing her with Revenge?
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LEX: Why is she just sitting there ignoring me? You'd think she wasn't attracted to me at all. I'll try this 100% stuff instead.
CLARK: Nooooooooooo!
So, she really wants to be chained up while Lex tells her every little bit of his endeavors?
LOIS: How about some tape and a recording device?
CLARK: Lovely woman I want to marry there. Platonically, I mean.
LOIS: What? I said I didn't want Mrs. Cox to die. What more do you want? That I want Lex to survive too? Please, now, you're just delusional.
Maybe it’s pregnancy hormones?
Doubtful.
MRS. COX: I'm what?!
What a devious little harlot Lex has gotten into his wedding sheets there!
LOIS: Those are MY sheets. I bought them long before I ever met Lex! And I've NEVER been on HIS sheets!
LEX: Details. Details.
Thanks for fun!
