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If not, just cross your fingers and lie by saying you were. I'll believe you.
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Working as male-order prostitutes?
JIMBO: Um... Okay. Female clients only, please.
Clients who represent themselves as ‘female’?

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That's the rumor. Sadly, the only one who might know the truth recalls the event as total fantasy.

LOIS: Well, that proves I'm better, doesn't it?
So, she’s fantastic?

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My experience shows that it's a good way to scare them into behaving, because Santa is SCARY (due to all the power he holds).
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e brought her back to his place to shower and change into a different disguise. No time for more.

CLARK: Phew.
LOIS: <wants to die. Desperately>
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Well, let's see. There's Lois, Lola, Minnie, Wanda, Cat, Lucy, Toni and Toni?
I guess those work?

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CLARK: How do these rumors get started?
Who knows… [Linked Image]

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LOLA: /mad/ *Purchased*?
CHING: Exactly. They were given to his lordship for free.
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Originally Posted By: Michael
Originally Posted By: Part 169
You said that you’d take care of it,”
Apparently, he did.
That's not what she meant.
huh What one gets for being ambiguous with mobsters who have joined an A/V club?

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LOIS: I'm not pregnant!
LEX: Give me time.
CLARK: So, not happening.
Hmm… is that an excessive comma there or did Clark simply state that since Lex won’t be getting more time, it’s not happening? Works nicely, either way.

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Prof. Daitch?
LOIS: Close enough, so long as it gets my snugglebums out of the spotlight.
Um... the person who created the virus.
yeah, but in lieu of that, wouldn’t any stooge do?
LEX: That’s why I had Superman framed.

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LOIS: mad Is that a cooking joke?
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They could have Clark put Lex down Kryptonian style.
SUPERMAN: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock?
LORD NOR :rolleyes:

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LOIS: AIR. He meant 'air', right? This isn't going to be a road trip is it?
So, not interested in spending days on the highway and cheesy motels with Clark, while he points out the interesting bits about the land they’re traveling through?
CLARK: And this is the Shonash Ravine…
LOIS: Clayton Ravine…

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Well, even if he said he just decided to pocket the money, all they’d have him for would be him being a scuzzball.
Being that the money was to rebuild the DP, wouldn't that count as insurance fraud?
No, I don’t think so. Insurance money is usually not earmarked.

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Aww…Clark!
CLARK: What? At least she’d go out happy!
LOIS: 30 Seconds! That's all I...?
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By that time, doesn't Bobby have a paying gig again?
Could still volunteer, no?

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Thanks for the funny FDK!
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