WHAT? Cardiac arrest!?!
Evil Cliffhanger Ficcy Queen! I bow before you. If I sacrifice a goat, will you post the next chapter sooner?
<laughs so hard she chokes on oolong and Reese's PB Cup minis>
No need to kill the goat! 7's been up for a few days now.

(Although you may want to make the sacrifice after that one...)
ETA: Thanks for the title.
