Hmm ... Lois and Clark board an "unsinkable" ship which happens to be carrying a valuable chunk of Kryptonite. As tends to happen when things can't possibly go wrong, they do go wrong, and the "unsinkable" ship sinks. Lois and Clark wind up alone in a lifeboat, where someone hid the Kryptonite for safekeeping. The first challenge is keeping Clark alive while Lois searches for the Kryptonite. Then the boat drifts for a while before reaching land -- unfortunately, it's a country where Americans are very unpopular, and Clark doesn't have his powers back yet.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
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