Yea! Michael's returned from his hunt for the missing Part 7 of Dare... Right?

I hope you were successful, because the story doesn't quite have the same bang for the buck without the scene when the maid bursts in.
Yeah, it’s all better now. I really got lucky with the upgrade, didn’t I?
Not that I was procrastinating or anything recently when your TOC got bumped.

Um... No, this isn't the story where Clark was shrunken. Has it been *that* long?

So, it Lex were to step on a tiny Clark, would this be like stepping on a big nail sticking up from the floorboards?
Actually, Lois is quite good at disposing her pizza boxes, and the Ark apartment doesn't have...er... um...
LEX: What? I made a mistake?

No, his interior decorator did.
LEX: *whew!*
Um... Didn't alt-Clark save him too? Or are you talking about when canon Clark shot Lex and caught the bullet?
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ALT-CLARK: Yea, I would have been busy rescuing someone who deserved it more.
LOIS: /pssst./ I think they call that murder.

Is she going to reevaluate her posiiton while on her honeymoon with Lex?
LOIS: <Claude and Paul and Ralph did not leave a very lasting impression> Wow!

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LEX: I’m not mad! *evil laughter*
That's true. He actually seems quite happy.

LEX: Of course.
FLOIS: <needs mouth wash>

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LEX: That super Boy Scout is quite enamored with his misguided sense of self importance, isn’t he?
LOIS: <Lois and her fiancé have something in common>

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She’s just been f…fished out of the river!
CLARK: Oh, no! It *is* the real Lois!
Oops? Also, no one pulls that look off like the real deal?
It's actually been a couple of hours by this point.
I figured from Clark’s POV it would have been hours while really just minutes.
So, by your theory Clark only tells people his secret he doesn't want to sleep with? Or was it vice versa?
LOIS: No, you got right the first time.
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Because it's doubling as her briefcase / snack bag.

Other thugs not yet on the payroll?
No, I figured people working at the Precinct.
Not patented until 1996, so not until SM officially got married and there was a lack of true "supermen" left in the world.
Yeah, I know. Hence the reason for the Sam-Lane-arc in Hell Hath No Fury.
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Funny, considering how the buffoon in blue managed to muck that one up.
CLARK: Krytponite!
It's foolproof when enacted. Clark hadn't had a chance to enact it yet.
So, the trick to making a foolproof plan is to only include the foolproof parts in the plan?
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CLARK: In my defense, it’s not like it’s been important before, so…
Isn't that part of the reason he came to this dimension? To get away from everyone who knew CK=SM?
Yeah, but after his coming out party, he no longer needed to worry about keeping the secret so he could get sloppy.

Michael