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Unreliable internet connection + Family dragging me off to have RL fun = No writing/computer time.
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LEX: Yes, but Superman isn't obsessed with any of them. Only this one.

LOIS: I think I've just been insulted.

LEX: I DID propose, didn't I? Women!
laugh Maybe Superman should have fixated on an elderly gent, huh?

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Yeah…about that.
So, Lois isn't going to change her mind about this to save her mom?
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CLARK: I’m not so sure about that.
Don't you mean:
CLARK: thumbsup I've heard that's nice.
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LOIS: I tried with a not-so-willing lover. That’s just not the same.
Claude was willing, just not interested.

LOIS: Again, insulted here.
clap And I was thinking about all the times Lois did not manage to make Clark willing.

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Fascinating. A double. Huh.
So you were really hopping for frogbait, huh?
laugh You already discounted that one and writers never lie. So, no that was just flat sarcasm at the obvious reveal laugh

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I think it’s quite possible that this groom is not entirely stable.
CLARK: 'Not entirely stable?' Sometimes, I just don't understand human beings.
Good one!

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I think he should see a psychiatrist and take some medication.
His psychiatrist would tell him the best thing to do would be not to go forward with the wedding because it would make him into a bigamist.
Well…that would solve Clark’s problem, wouldn’t it?

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He does realize that sometimes pet cats bite their owners, right?
LEX: /rubs hands with glee/ Lovely.
He got no idea where the bite might happen, huh?

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CLARK: I’d manage.
Then, poor Cat would have to go through his bloody pockets to find the key.

CAT: I'd manage.
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Originally Posted By: Michael
Originally Posted By: Part 177
the woman he had Heller make over in Lois’s image,
No way!
So, too obvious again, huh? I've got to stop dropping hints.
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Anyhow, it’s a lie. And he’s also lying about it not being a lie.
LEX: He doesn't know that.
So…lying is only bad if you’re found out?
LOIS: [Linked Image] Same goes for investigating other peoples properties.

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Now, that’s just…I don’t think this Mr. Luthor is a very nice person.
Really? Just figuring that out, huh?
huh I’m not that good at picking up on obvious clues…

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And he’s not dissatisfied with her scars? Plus, her face got made up but they couldn’t deal with those scars?
LEX: Why pay extra?
To have an unmarred doll? Plus, why waste her torso in the first place?

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So…it’s Alfredo’s all over again?
[EW does not remember the spaghetti incident]
The restaurant where Lois’s gave her first lapdance?
CLAUDE: No, that was at Le Bistreau Chaque.
ER: Umm…that wasn’t ‘Alfredo’s’?

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Yeah. Or give him a lapdance where she has a kitchen knife hidden in her garter belt.
LOIS: He wouldn't survive that long.
You mean, until she lost enough clothes so can reach into her garter belt?

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That’s what they call recycling, isn’t it?
LEX: And they say I'm not pro-environment.
I wonder what the carbon footprint of a clone is compared to regular reproduction.
LEX: My fiancée is not pro-environment.

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So she’d never forget, huh?
LOIS: Of course not. That's when Clark & I got close.
Most people just try to recreate the experience each year.

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SUPERMAN: Oops? It’s not my fault that Lex stepped underneath the falling boulder…
EW: Except if he dropped the boulder on Lex.
SUPERMAN: Details…
LOIS: Yep. Details…
LEX: See…Details.

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CAT: Savior? That's a new one. Hmmmm. Savior? Yes, I think I could get used to that title.
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So, you thought that whole scene earlier about Cat breaking into Lex's private garage was about Lex-C? lol No, it was set-up for this scene. Also, that's what the security guard Cat saw was for.
laugh So…how does Lex prevent the security guard from learning what his boss is up to?

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No, but you know Clark. Always trying to save somebody other than himself.
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Will try to post Part 178 as soon as I finish writing Part 182. I'm running a bit behind this week
frown [Linked Image] Looking forward to your writing vacation, huh?

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