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Lois gazed at herself in the full-length mirror. She had to admit that she looked beautiful. The backless white lace dress that she had chosen was more tasteful than she had expected. Actually, she had never expected to see herself in it… in any wedding dress or as a bride for that matter.
And now she’s going to get to marry *Lex Luthor*! The *most* wanted bachelor in the western hemisphere. She must be so over the top about it!
The first gown that Lex had picked… well, it had been hideous. Puffy sleeves, poufy skirt, one-thousand teeny-tiny buttons, and an eight-foot train?
CANON LEX:
It’s the same dress Ari wore to our wedding. How can Lois not like it?
She wasn’t a princess nor had she ever wanted to be one, no matter what her father had called her. A knight on the other hand…
Is that why she’s putting so much armor around her heart?
His oh-so-kissable lips slightly open in awe of how stunningly beautiful she looked.
Of course, with Clark, that was a frequent expression on his face.
Maybe if she dressed a bit more conservatively to the office instead of her string of 50-dollar working girl uniforms?
LOIS: Those are for my *undercover* work!
ER:
LOIS: Oh, shut up!
met. From time to time, she still caught him gazing at her as if he were amazed that she spoke to him, let alone returned his love.
CLARK: I do have 50 bucks to my name
To have such a handsome, caring, and sweet man look at her… her, Lois Lane, the gruff career reporter as if she were the goddess Aphrodite herself, had been as much of an ego boost as winning her first Kerth Award.
S1 CANON LOIS: Frog alert!
How would it feel to have such a man pledge himself to her for better or worse, in sickness and in health, til death did them part?
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Shocking?
Lois might be able to count on Clark for the former,
She does own Kryptonite, doesn’t she?
Could she ever trust him to stick around through the tough times and be there for her when she really needed him?
LOIS: Funny, how he always has a rescue right before CJ starts to cry from a filled up diaper…
“You, there!” she said, pointing at the woman, whose name she never had bothered to learn.
LEX:
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“My name is Lois Lane. Not Lois Luthor. Not Mrs. Luthor. Not even Lois Lane-Luthor, but Lois Lane. You aren’t to call me anything other than that, do you understand?” Lois said to the woman.
Oh. Right. I completely missed that
LOIS:
“But Mr. Luthor…” the woman started.
“Whose big day is it?” Lois asked. “Mine or his?”
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His?
“That woman was only doing her job. You don’t have to like her or the job for which she was hired, but you shall treat her with respect. It isn’t her fault that you agreed to marry Lex Luthor, now is it?”
“Lois. I happen to know that your mother raised you better than that,” Mother Arnold said with a warning tone to her voice.
LOIS: No, she didn’t!
and the longer she stayed in this dress the more she wanted to share that stage with Clark… as his wife.
Brainwashing. That was what it was, pure and simple.
“You better not forget to invite me to your next wedding.”
The one with the frog?
Lois… and… and…
Ewwww! Cat didn’t even want to think about it, but she couldn’t get the sounds of Lois’s lovemaking out of her head.
Apparently, Lois is much better at this under-the-cover work than Cat is.
What had Lois been thinking? Nobody had thought she would go that deep undercover… with that… that… sicko!
Here they all were working their tail feathers off to get that man behind bars, and Lois was… was…
Frolicking around?
Cat shook her head. She couldn’t think about what Lois had done with Luthor, but Cat knew those images wouldn’t leave her for a long, long, long time.
Maybe some wine…?
Willfully. Wantonly. Stupidly.
What Lois had done was unforgiveable.
Isn’t Cat doing a bit of black cattling?
. A nice crowbar would work nicely.
To insert into Lex’s gut?
Clark remained in the fetal position, rocking back and forth with the cummerbund around his neck. Not a good sign.
He might go feral on Lex when he’s out. Not good.
No squid in sight.
ACKBAR: Hey!
the air instantly killing
Maybe a comma smack in the middle?
“It’s a lie. It isn’t Lois. It’s a lie. It isn’t Lois. It’s a…”
DETER: Let’s work on this…
He slowed his rocking for a second or two, and then continued, his murmuring louder.
Oh boy.
LEX:
The expression of relief in his eyes told her he had. After what he had witnessed Lois do
There there…hookers and Luckies do it all the time…
Who was supposed to be the bride here? Him or her?
Well…he’s a bit of a drama queen.
started to play ‘Here Comes the Bride’
Umm…/points at video from earlier this part/
She was hoping for the former, but after her sleepless night of worrying, she wouldn’t be picky if he showed up in his tights.
So, she wants a Superman at her bachelorette event?
He doesn’t want to control me as Lex does.
LOIS: Why do you have handcuffs, Clark?
But what if he didn’t want to be married after all?
Well…he did run from two brides.
She would rather have him in her life than a gold ring. It wasn’t as if she had ever wanted to be married anyway.
So…living in sin and raising a bastard?
All-powerful like a genie or some kind of imp, not like Superman, that was. Not that those type of beings really existed.
MXY:
God, she hoped that Inspector Henderson interrupted this wedding before she made it up the aisle to that man. Otherwise, he might have two arrests to make.
Because she’d drop his heart right there on the floor and that would be littering. A felony (sic) for which she’s already been fined at least once before?
Clark loved her, even when she didn’t look her best. She loved Clark, and it wasn’t only because he looked hot and tasty in those tights, and she couldn’t wait to pull them off him and explore every inch of his rock hard body. Lois loved Clark, and would continue to do so even if she had to wait until after they had finally talked to him about his lying and how he should never do it again. Then she would tear off his clothes.
Still, doesn’t sound like love. More like she first once to dominate him before she demands her pound of flesh(sic) from him.
“You look…” Lex continued. His voice faltered. “Beautiful?”
Lois smiled smugly at him as he eyed her new short haircut. She told him that she didn’t take orders, even from him.
She’s a vixen.
CLARK: I forbid you to ravish me.
“— to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony,” continued the Archbishop. “If anyone knows why this union should not take place, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.”
Octopus. Octopus. Octopus! she screamed in her head.
“Do you, Lex, take this woman to be your wedded bride…?”
“No.”
The Archbishop paused.
“Excuse me,” Lex murmured, low enough so nobody but the Archbishop and Lois could hear him.
“I said ‘no’,” Lois repeated more loudly.
Not only are you cruel and patronizing, you never listen to me. You discount every opinion I express.
LEX: So…shall we continue, then?
not to mention attempted to kill the one man I’ve ever loved, you also…”
LEX: I did not try to kill Lex-C.
Her eyebrows shot up. “Are you admitting to trying to kill more than one man, Lex?”
“Too late. I already have,” she called back to him. She reached back her fist and punched Lex in the jaw.
That’s going to be an assault charge in addition to the civil damages suit.
Lex stumbled backwards, hitting a tall vase of flowers, and falling to the ground
They might actually get Lois for man slaughter!
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