Darth Michael: 
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The After Party
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Is this where Lex wakes up with a split head erm splitting headache?
I have no idea to what you might be referring.
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LOIS: /points to picture of woman riding horse and beating him with a stick?/
LEX: I'll accept that.
LOIS: I meant the other end.
CLARK: And she calls ME a lunkhead?
LEX:
So… ‘safeguard’ huh?
LOIS: I use locks on my door for that.
I went back and forth between Lex having a skeleton key for every room in Lex Tower and this. I'm sorry, this won. I can't always choose correctly.
By the time the police made it to this hall, Lex would have simply vanished.
SUPERMAN:
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METROPOLIS STAR: Reports surfaced yesterday of an small oval asteroid projected from Metropolis towards the direction of the sun at a high velocity. They have largely been discounted by EPRAD as hooey.
So, had Lois decided to go all Bonnie to his Clyde, he’d have let Superman live?
LEX: Yes, as the main attraction at my zoo.
Very shoddy workmanship. He should have his contractor shot.
LEX: Already done.
Wouldn’t it be awkward had he scratched it and then broken down in a nervous crying fit over the damage?
Lex had dismissed his guard at the elevator when he had come down earlier for his tête-a-tête with Superman…
Sounds naughty!
As do most things said in French to people who don't speak it. It's why it's referred to as the language of love, is it not?
Awww, he wanted to get a 1966 Kryptonian Blue for their wedding night. I’m sure Lois would have enjoyed it.
Bashing Lex over the head with it?
Yeah…he does realize it’s the reporter chick who would be forming popular opinion and thus history, right?
I'm sorry, do you think Lex is going to let Lois live too?
Maybe he should have stayed in bed, then?
BED BUNNY STRIPPER HE HAD BOUGHT FOR HIMSELF FOR HIS BACHELOR PARTY: Definitely. It's a Saturday and I wanted to sleep in.
At least he wasn’t bested by a better man?
LOIS: No, by a better woman.
Well…he might hand him over to Lois and then leave…
SUPERMAN: Here, Lois, can you hold Lex's leash while I go find Henderson via Helsinki. Oh, and feel free to enjoy the in-home movie.
There’s a lot of stories out there with women going to work on their backs for their lovers.
LOIS: /Eyes Michael warily/ And WHAT does that have to do with me?
That’s why lawmen often carry guns. They only have to be strong enough to hold it up, aim, and pull the trigger.
SUPERMAN: I don't kill people. That's what sidewalks are for.
CAT:
He thinks I’m so fat that I no longer have a regular center of gravity?
CLARK:
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It's only because she's not wearing her usual heels and she's not used to walking in flats.
Should have gone with the leaded suit.
Although, he wouldn't have had the strength to crawl across the floor with it on though.
Dangle him over the balcony railing but not let him go?
Not squeeze while he had his hands around his neck?
LOIS: /crying at her missing Clarkie bear/
CLARK: So, that one I got wrong?
Nothing several dozen other women didn’t do for money that year alone.
LEX: The year isn't over yet.
Actually, if you took out Lex really good, he shouldn’t come back himself. There would be Ari to content with and the Church Group. Lex-C. Some minor gangwars, maybe…but still…
So, Superman should rule Earth with an iron fist?
LOIS: I’m *trying* to get into his pants. It’s not *my* fault he’s shyer than…than…Canon Lois.
Did you mean Lois here or Cat?
So…pregnancy hormones making her horny?
No, she's usually this horny. Why?
PHIL: I think it best if I never visit a strip joint.
PHIL:
I'm married to Cat. Who needs a strip joint?
Look who’s trying to earn some clout.
CLEMMONS: It’s either this or trying his ex-fiancée for murder.
It's still early in the day.
Awww…Henderson’s still politically correct. Also, rigging the window to come down guillotine-style on the next person through would also be a nice touch.
HENDERSON: Hey, you! With the red shirt. You first!
/Back to the Future suggestion/
LEX: I knew I should have invested when Dr. Brown requested money and plutonium.
Maybe they should take him in and put him under psychiatric observation?
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Maybe Lex had gobbled up Superman’s essence and is now able to fly himself.
SUPERMAN: Kill me. Kill me now. I'm not sure what Michael means, but if what my imagination says that is... well, I'd rather die than remember that.
LOIS: Don't be silly.
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That doesn't make you fly or I'd be buzzing the skies.
CLARK:
Say what?
No, it’s because she was whoring around with her fiancée on the vid-wall.
LOIS: But... but... but he gave me a ring, so it was okay, right?
No. Just clueless.
Over there. 2 inch in the ground.
Actually, according to Mythbusters a penny dropped from the Empire State hardly will scratch the surface of the sidewalk, so I doubt Lex would break it.
Her hubby.
ELLEN: Typical. At least, *I* only drove him into other women. My daughter has to drive them into the ground.
ELLEN: Well, at least she married him first, right? Right? RIGHT?!
She is *hoping* that he lives?
She's been hanging around Superman too much.
CLARK: I never said I wanted him to live... recently.
That could have gotten awkward had Lex actually managed to hit her.
So, it's good her mom grabbed her arm and stopped her?
She never changed Lois’s diapers, did she?
ELLEN: Don't be ridiculous. That's what the nanny was for.
So, Lex made a bigger splat than on the show, did he? Blew up like an overripe melon?
I cannot see how he couldn't have made a big splat on the show. They just didn't show it. But being a CSI junkie at one time, I know that if you get hit with a bat there will be splatter; it only makes sense the same is true with the sidewalk.
/Michael wonders where Clark went too/
CAT:
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