Oh my. I think I might have missed something
Never put off until tomorrow,what you hopefully don't need to learn today?
Like Lois putting off learning how to sexually please her future former husband? Or is that former future husband?
Um... to have a conversation with out 4 other guys overhearing.
You’re not suggesting they might eavesdrop, do you?
JACK: He doesn’t have *cable*!
Because if you become a drunk, then you have a better excuse of why the woman of your dreams considers you a lunkhead?
Oh this Clark! Always such a riot!
Um... Check the internet? Um... do research?
JIMBO: Man, I'm soooo on this assignment!
Is Jimbo old enough for this assignment?
At the liquor store: Honestly, I have a permission slip from my boss!
Oh, dear. Have I gone into overkill mode?
So, you've met our resident lunkhead, have you?
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That why she sneaked into his stuff? To return the favor? That doesn’t sound like a very healthy relationship.
I'm sorry, Lex's stuff? No, because like Pandora, she's naturally curious.
And like Pandora, she likes to play with poisonous things and then acts surprised when the stuff explodes forth into the world?
CLARK: Um... /looking around/ You could share the patio with me. It's summer and quite warm at night.
So, he wouldn’t kick out his male houseguests for a chance to get with Lois?
CLARK: I live with Superman.
/Why Cat got Page 1 headlines, occasionally/
LOIS: What do you mean that's Page 1 above the fold stuff?
SUPERMAN: There is no evidence that Ms. Lane and I are involved romantically. In fact, she's dating her partner Clark Kent.
DIRT DIGGER: Lois Lane, triple-timing Metropolis!
Something like that. Good thing Cat was home, huh, or he might have ended up in bed with Jimmy.
CLARK: In my defense, Superman wasn’t feeling too well.
LOIS: Cat already has ownership of a man.
PHIL: Excuse me?
MAYSON: Does that mean that Clark is a free agent?
CAT: Polyandry is a thing!
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So, that means when she figures out that they prefer hookers to be under 30?
So, in 4 years?
LOIS: Did the EW just imply that I’m a hooker?
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He doesn’t sound very Stern to me.
Um... canon dialogue, and I don't believe either Jimmy, Jimbo , or Perry were adopted by Franklin Stern.
I was actually referring to the lack of Stern-ness in the dialogue. But it’s been a while so I’m not sure when the idea of rescuing the Planet came up
You’re welcome!
So, Perry doesn't have friends at other newspapers who would publish Lois's exclusive if she had one?
Like at the Star. The Digger? The Whisper?
No, Michael, not literally.
CLARK: Actually, from what I've observed from my experience as Lois's partner, many men are out to literally burn her. I'm just not one of them.
Thanks, Clark! @EW: See, honest mistake there.
What if Clark weren't referring to Lois...
Clark not referring to something-Lois in any of his talks? :rotlol:
It wouldn't be a VirginiaR story without the corny jokes and puns though.
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It’s like a Tank haircut, huh?
BENDER: Bribery is illegal at that price!
Perhaps he was driving by and thought he'd dash Perry's hopes completely.
Naughty Writer!
Love the analogy... Metaphor...
Thanks!
I always get those two confused.
Umm…let’s see…the first one uses identical relationships to explain behavior, like Lois is to criminals like honey is to flies. The second one uses colorful likeness to illustrate a point. So…metaphor, I’d say
Also, did you know that a sunflower keeps growing continuously to keep the head pointed at the sun the whole day long?
CLARK: Funny! Umm…Me…Lois…umm…that would be an analogy to sunflowers!
instead? But he's not holding on to her.
JIMMY: Well, maybe a little funny.
CLARK: No, it's not.
LOIS: No, it's not.
It is!
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Or does he want to make a tour of the Vegan cathouses?
JIMMY: I, personally, prefer the ones where they eat meat.
What a fabulous D.E.!
Funny, that’s the exact same thing Lex thought when he went and got himself a Lois.
Maybe it means something else in the other dimension.
CLARK: Yeah, it does. It means that the guy isn’t up to the ladies standards. At least, that’s what it always meant when my highschool girlfriends broke up with me.
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Too bad he can’t chose ‘flight’ as an option, right now, huh?
CLARK: What is Michael talking about? My flight to Vegas isn't for a few hours.
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ER: /confused and checks inter-dimensional dictionary/
LOIS: I knew it! "Lunkhead: See Clark Kent or Kryptonian."
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Yep, he’s so getting sliced and diced.
So, Lois doesn't want honesty?
LOIS: Of course I do. As long as it’s from other people. And doesn’t hurt me.
You sure you don't mean "barffy"?
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LEX: Passed over opportunities.
There's always next time.
But he’s toxic slime!
LOIS: I was thinking one button at a time.
CLARK: Pull my teeth! Pull my teeth!
So, is she referring to her blouse or his shirt?
LOIS: Umm…Doesn’t the ER know I’m all for equal opportunities. So long as I come out ahead of course.
So, you're thinking I shouldn't have cut the end of the scene? But this part was getting long. Don't worry it will show up in 182.
The real reason it's important to read the FDK thread.
You mean besides the funny alt-world story that’s happening over here?
Michael
