Thanks for the comments and making my inbox chime with mail.
You should have seen me and my betas debating the correct spelling of this made up word.
Your spelling looks all right to me
No, it's been a good 6-8 hours since his last drink.
TV shows often portray the after effects to last that long when the protagonist got really drunk.
LOIS: Yes. Me. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Funny how that worked ou.
It's been a while since Clark's been to confession?
Father Carlos:
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CAT: Ooooh! Confessions are fun. Those male priests
Father Carlos:
2004 LUCY: Guess what, Lois! I'm going to be on TV!
Especially considering her reaction the first time she learned of the cameras.
LUCY: That’s different. That was just one *creep* watching me instead of an entire nation.
LOIS: You were in Las Vegas, that's hundreds of miles from the ocean, Clark. So don't tell me that this white crusty stuff is salt.
CLARK: Um... maybe chlorine?
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From the tequila body shots he allowed the local pool fauna to do on him?
Canon Lois didn't like it much when Clark sent her for a walk with the mosquitoes either, but in the end she respected him more for standing up to her.
Well, neither did Another Lois.
CLARK: That wasn’t *me*!
HENDERSON: My hand?!
Oh, sorry, I thought you said "feeding Lois". Never mind.
Hounding = sending the dogs after him until he does something stupid like jump off his balcony.
Yes. Still won’t make Ari any happier.
I wanted to explain what Lex was doing at his computer before he jumped.
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TERI!LOIS: It wasn't me!
MARGOT!LOIS: What? Your Lex was sexier than my Lex.
Perhaps it was to erase the trail of the outgoing emails sent to these magazines.
So he still had a chance of scoring with his wife?
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I wonder if Lex also got rid of their sex tapes…
SPENCER SPENCER: Diiiibs!
LOIS: I haven't had sex with him.
SPENCER SPENCER: My, she sure looks a lot like you, honey. How about you do a strip for me and hop onto the cart and be my love slave for the night?
LOIS: How about I use that pair of nail clippers and start removing body parts from you? Starting with the not completely vital ones?
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Worried he’d have to have Lane arrested for assaulting a police officer?
More worried about being assaulted.
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Couldn’t she just mention the general specifics to Lex? I’m sure he’d have the details handy.
Lex is dead.
Oops, that should have read ‘Bill’.
STAR: I could help. Would need to charge extra for the long distance, but I could help…
LOIS: Why would I want to see that?
Because it’s fun to watch the hired help do the less exciting work?
LEX:
LOIS: Yes, I was always under the impression that he was…less of a man.
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LEX: In my defense, it is. I on the other hand, only watch highly cultured productions such as opera and big brother TV shows.
The first year really was the only one to watch. After that, it was just knock-offs.
Big Brother or the one with Lois staring at the House?
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Maybe he’d an airplane kidnapper?
I could go that way, but I didn't.
Conserving parts?
CLARK: <happily admits to being better than Lois> Actually, I just don't watch too much tv.
This is 1994. Nobody knew that about Vader then!
Are you sure? I thought the lava-bit was explained possibly even in the original novelization… Might have been molten steel, though
Cat's lie about Clark being undressed and wet at a homeless shelter?
Drat. I wanted to prefix this with “Phil” referring to her bringing home a pet from the shelter.
You know I didn't notice that until you spelt it out. Terrific!
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One needs space when one has an ego the size of a pregnant Lois Lane?
That's not nice.
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True. I did notice that you refrained from denying it, though.
Part-183-LOIS: I’m not fat, am I? That button was never meant to be closed.
Am I the only one who remembers Lex telling Lois that their new bedroom had to sliding doors instead of French doors, because they were better?
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This could all have been hers. All she had to do was say ‘I do’.
HENDERSON: Hey! That's my line.
Oops?
That's an old fashioned term for missus. (i.e. it's what Elizabeth Bennet says after seeing Pemberleigh - Darcy's mansion.)
I know. Ever since C-3PO starting calling Leia his mistress.
CLARK: Lois, you can be my mistress, too, if you want.
LOIS:
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HENDERSON: The pay sucks. The hours suck. The coffee sucks. But I get to taunt Lois Lane a lot.
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I wonder how many notches it took to carve all that…
Thirty-five years worth?
So…that’s seven days a week, twice on a Sunday Roughly 11,000.
Red rose petals mean the same thing and are cheaper.
LOIS: So…let me get this straight. My husband-to-be was an old miser?
Superman does face plant on Lex's pool deck?
LEX: Do you think that I'd allow that to happen?
BILL CHURCH:
Now, I know that's not what I wrote.
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Is she actually going to be sympathetic when he comes crawling back?
Sympathy isn't allowed?
/points at Lois’s employment contract/ She doesn’t do sympathetic. That’s why Perry had to hire a Clark.
Michael
