You know, this really was great fun. I can even envision Lois waking up after being returned to her apartment and being a little disappointed. After all, she is the world's leading kidnap victim, and to be picked up by mistake would be quite insulting. After all, shouldn't all the kidnappers have her picture in their operations and procedures manual? I mean, really!


Life isn't a support system for writing. It's the other way around.

- Stephen King, from On Writing